As I lay here eating black licorice jelly beans (don’t fucking judge me, you buttered popcorn jelly bean–eating gremlin), my toddler’s legs draped over my lap, my husband’s loud, obnoxious snoring providing surround sound, and my baby’s soft, adorable little snore tucked in somewhere between us, I realize how truly blessed I am.
Buttered popcorn jelly bellies are DISGUSTING!!!!
Agreed!
You cannot tell me to not judge you for black licorice. Ewwwwww!
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Sounds magical. Did you trade an old cow to get the magic black licorice jellybeans? A Jack and the Beanstalk like adventure. Enjoy. You deserve it.
Hehe I love a Jaeger bomb